Salut, friends !

'Kay... so am I the only one whose dA is broken? 'cause, yeah, mine kinda is. Like, right now I'm hiding in my bedroom under the blankets because my parents don't trust me to have a computer alone (for good reason, 'cause I'm badASS porn addict ). So anyways, I'mma try to get in as much replying/commenting etc. that I can on here.

But our real computer is being really rebellious, and I don't much like it, not gonna lie. I think it's got something to do with *flash*... because Youtube is telling me tha- shit, now it's fixed ! My internet is bipolar! Like, before Youtube and Facebook wouldn't work, and dA was just... like... empty and broken... but then facebook fixed itself, and Youtube's been flashing back and forth. But now nothing's showing up on dA or anything..echh..

SO, that's the reason I haven't been replying or updeettingg or anything... because I'm sure you've missed me somaacchh.

While I'm here, I might as well do a facebook note . I'm one of those annoying girls who has like 9002341 of them.


what color of shirt are you wearing?

red= loud
green= stupid
blue= gorgeous
white=beautiful
aqua= freaky
yellow= innocent
purple= a little too happy
black= emo
orange= funny (x)
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
nothing= sexy

what kind of pants are you wearing?

shorts= cutie
skirt= skank (x)... ahaa,it's my white Bambi skirt XD.
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas= gangster
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= pimp
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict

what is your natural hair color?

auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot boyfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes (x)
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different


Pick the month you were born on:

1 - killed
2 - needed
3 - ate
4 - shot (x)?
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - horribly stabbed
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with

Pick the day you were born in:

01 - your dealer
02 - a dog
03 - a noob
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - A Cutie
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian (X)
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - Paris Hilton
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - the kool-aid man
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of underwear you are wearing

White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because my boobs hurt
Green - because I'm good in bed (x)
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Aqua-Cause the 306CBZ kick vag
Yellow-becasue i wan to visit the insane asylum.
Other- becuase i was horny

so...... I'm a funny skank with sexy eyes who killed a lesbian because I'm good in bed.

good times.

... hey?

Haaa, sorry guys. Happy to see me (: ?

I can seriously say that I'm officially BACK, as of now. I bet nobody even noticed, but I kinda just... disappeared for, like, six months. I'mma back now, though!

Emmm, I don't even know what to say... but I'm sure not about to summarize everything that happened during my absence. Some other time I'll go into that. No, actually, let's do it. THESE THINGS HAPPENED:

-HIGHSCHOOLSTARTS
-BRACESOFF!
-CHRISTMAS
-EXAMSGONICELY
and today.

This is my life . ... Yeah, I definitely can't be bothered to bore you with all that business.

I'll talk more about this junk some other time, but today's my mommaaa's birthday ^-^... supper time.

CHEERS.

So, whoopsiee doodledoo ! School is soo over ! CHEEYAH!

And myy goodness, grad was so amazing ;v;! It was the most fun... evahh . Hehee, I've got this amazing video of the whole graduating class doing the ChaCha Slide in perfect unison XD . Such a fun night. lmao... officially, I went with my buddy Nick, but we had fun torturing him XD. I love him, but in the way that you might love a gay dude . Yeah, Nick's just... Nick. Anyways, it was hilarious. Every time there was a slow song, other guys kept cutting in front of him and dancing with me . There was Dustin... Ian... Nick. B... Jesse... yeah, the list goes on. I'm a slut .

So yeah, that was some amazingness. I was FREAKING nervous for my Val speech, though. I should upload it . Like seriously, I was shaking in my chair XD. But I think it turned out alright . Actually, I unknowingly mangled this poor little paper clip while I was talking.

So yeahh, school's over 'n shit.

AND I SO SAW WALL-E TODAYYY 8DDDDDD! Holy freaking god, it was the best movie ever made ! It was like... if you took awesomeness from every part of the world and squished it into a disk-shape, you'd have Wall-E.

SHIT <333333333!

. I'll probably end up seeing it a good three or four more times ^w^. That's what happened with Ratatouille (also fleepin ART).

Anyways, TOODALOOOO dearies!

I found me a quiz ... stolen from . SO ENJOY.

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1 . YOUR REAL NAME:

Emma Rapley

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Emmizzle

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Purple... hmm... Yeah, I don't have one . I'll just go in the Witness Protection Program .

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Rapem (0________o... RAPE 'EM!)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Turquoise Iced Tea (closely followed by Dr Pepper )

6.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents' middle names)

Theresa Louis

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Hazel (my Guinea pig XD. I was going to do Rosie, my dog, but Black Hazel sounds better)

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Welll... I'm sitting here mopping up a bloody leg XD. I cut it doing a very careless shaving job, and now it's bleeeeeding like crazy. I've already been through two Winnie the Pooh bandages, but it's not helping much XD. It'd this whole big gash.

So anyways, guess what I did yesterday XDDDD! I rode a horse 8D! For my friend Layla's birthday . It was the sweetness. My horse's name was Missy... and I so almost died. And nobody believes me, but I swear she was having a seizure . Like... she kept doing this weird quaky thing and junk. And I almost fell off twice.

Oh, and - thank goodness - I'm through with my exam ! It went better than I expected... except for sightreading, which went just as catastrophically as I predicted . But yeah, piano's over, band's over... I can actually go straight home after school most days now ! Except yearbook committee has been working triple since it's nearly the end of the year, so I've been doing that a few days a week.

Man, I hate the yearbook committee >____>. Seriously, it'd be way better off if it was just Shayna ~ and I. Like seriously, they're all CRAZY disorganized and it drives me crazy. And they can't write at all, so I always have to fix all of their pages. And the teacher won't let us put in anything interesting because, apparently, there aren't enough pages. and it's like... waddafak D8!? Take out freaking *Jumprope for heart*! Nobody cares about that .

Ahh anyways, I'm gonna go get some more bandages.

Yeah, I can't talk too well right now XD.

Just got these *STUPID* elastics put on my braces... and good god are they irritating. I can't open my mouth more that a centimeter ... and it hurts. I mean, I have to take the elastics off to eat and junk, but I need to wear them for at least 14 hours a day. Which'll mean that - to avoid wearing them at school - I need to keep them on just about all the time when I'm out. Okay, so not quite, but the orthodontist said that I could maybe get my braces off by the end of the summer if I wear them enough 8D. So I was like... OOKEE! !! But it's not that bad... I'm pretty much used to my mouth being abused.

In other news, I've gotta do this darn valedictorian speech >m<! I'm totally blank. I've got like... two sentences done? And I'm not even a little afraid of public speaking... I just SERIOUSLY don't want anyone falling asleep. And I don't want anybody who's lactose intolerant to die of a *CHEESE* overdose. Ahh well, I'm still pumped out of my head for grad 8DDDD! Only 12 more school days :3... not including two off for the track meet, and one for my piano exam.

Speaking of which, I'm SCREWED. Arpeggios are hard, gawshdarnit! I can play my songs fine at home... but I always do them way to fast whenever I play for anyone else. My scales are alright... and I'm good at the ear stuff, but I can't sightread to save my life X3. Well, I guess it's only worth 10 points anyways...?

Hmm... not a whole lot more to talk about...

...

12 DAAYYYSSS <3333333333333333333333333333333333333!

Ohh, I remembered something else .

Am I the only person who is completely and totally pumped for Wall-e? BECAUSE I AMMM!! ! Mahaann! It's gonna be so amazing!

I had an argument with Shayna about how his voice is adorable, not retarded, and so now she's not invited to come see it with me. I love Disney too much to justify .

So yeah, Shayna, my sister, and I went to see Kung Fu Panda X33 . It was adorable too. Maann I love animation XDD! *SKADOUCHE*!! is my new catchphrase

Except Bee Movie . It makes me sick .

Oohh, and I passed 500 pageviews . Yaaiiizzz!

Ahh, yep . Toodaloo!