Salut, friends !

'Kay... so am I the only one whose dA is broken? 'cause, yeah, mine kinda is. Like, right now I'm hiding in my bedroom under the blankets because my parents don't trust me to have a computer alone (for good reason, 'cause I'm badASS porn addict ). So anyways, I'mma try to get in as much replying/commenting etc. that I can on here.

But our real computer is being really rebellious, and I don't much like it, not gonna lie. I think it's got something to do with *flash*... because Youtube is telling me tha- shit, now it's fixed ! My internet is bipolar! Like, before Youtube and Facebook wouldn't work, and dA was just... like... empty and broken... but then facebook fixed itself, and Youtube's been flashing back and forth. But now nothing's showing up on dA or anything..echh..

SO, that's the reason I haven't been replying or updeettingg or anything... because I'm sure you've missed me somaacchh.

While I'm here, I might as well do a facebook note . I'm one of those annoying girls who has like 9002341 of them.


what color of shirt are you wearing?

red= loud
green= stupid
blue= gorgeous
white=beautiful
aqua= freaky
yellow= innocent
purple= a little too happy
black= emo
orange= funny (x)
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
nothing= sexy

what kind of pants are you wearing?

shorts= cutie
skirt= skank (x)... ahaa,it's my white Bambi skirt XD.
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas= gangster
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= pimp
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict

what is your natural hair color?

auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot boyfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes (x)
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different


Pick the month you were born on:

1 - killed
2 - needed
3 - ate
4 - shot (x)?
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - horribly stabbed
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with

Pick the day you were born in:

01 - your dealer
02 - a dog
03 - a noob
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - A Cutie
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian (X)
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - Paris Hilton
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - the kool-aid man
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of underwear you are wearing

White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because my boobs hurt
Green - because I'm good in bed (x)
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Aqua-Cause the 306CBZ kick vag
Yellow-becasue i wan to visit the insane asylum.
Other- becuase i was horny

so...... I'm a funny skank with sexy eyes who killed a lesbian because I'm good in bed.

good times.